I’m so glad my work dress code is all black
I need her tights
only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.
If this doesn’t fascinate you then idk wtf is wrong with you. Look at this dope as table. The design and mechanics behind it are flawless.
Always reblog this until it is not true
in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i didnt know what it was and i said yes and he told me i was a “playa” and i told him i liked sports
I used to do that. so it’s not weird. good to know.
- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
just eat your damn chocolate
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON
" you always get nice things, you cant be depr-"
"Well kids in Africa have it wor-"
"You cant be sad for no rea-"
" You dont have it that ba-"
I cannot reblog this enough
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
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